Watch these clips while I begrudgingly blast more insects.
My policy about writing about bad games is that I have to make sure they suck before I say so. The ironic result is that I tend to play more of the bad games than I do the good ones.
On a completely unrelated note, I'm going to have to play Shootanto a bit more before writing impressions. But here are some videos to hold you over.
That's stage 1 at the top and stage 2 at the top. I think the monkey evolves into an ape man after the 2nd stage, but I couldn't get past the fish that kept popping out of the water and eating me.
Feel free to come to your own conclusions from these clips. You probably won't be too far off.