In the interest of bringing you every single meaningless update from Japan, here's the latest meaningless update from Japan. I'm not sure what this says about me, but I did find this somewhat interesting.

So, Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days comes out on May 30. That's a Saturday. This leaves a big issue that's not faced by other games which usually come out on Thursdays: what happens if Taro-kun can't figure out where to plug in the cartridge?

Square Enix is making sure that answers are available. The company posted notice today that its Information Center will have special weekend hours due to the 358/2 Days release. Those who can't figure out where the cartridge goes, or those who can't figure out why the game won't run on their Game Boy, can reach the Square Enix support line on Saturday and Sunday from 11:00 to 19:00. Normally, the center is closed on weekends.

The information line will also field questions about other home video games. This does not include online games and mobile games.

So now you know. Please do not use this information for evil.